me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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cocainedollarbillsandmyhlp:

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

I FUCKING HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Family and Tumblr

Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.

joshpeck:

sidegf:

shes 11

she’s 8

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