what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
I have never seen a more accurate post in my life
If Tumblr is about to get family friendly then I better reblog all the bad stuff NOW
Shits about to go down.
SO. MUCH. PORN.
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
IM LAUGING SO HARD RN BECAUSE THAT IA THE MOST ACCURATE REPREAENTATIONS OF SIM S I CAN THINK OF