twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

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waakeme-up:

foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

I have never seen a more accurate post in my life

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someonesthunderboltsomeday:

little-astroknot:

lilwolffcub1312:

If Tumblr is about to get family friendly then I better reblog all the bad stuff NOW

Shits about to go down.

SO. MUCH. PORN.

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

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befittingfitness:

NO.

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bec-the-dog-and-jade-the-human:

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

and the next thing i know……

Do you live in a Sims game

IM LAUGING SO HARD RN BECAUSE THAT IA THE MOST ACCURATE REPREAENTATIONS OF SIM S I CAN THINK OF